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05 March 2006 @ 03:09 pm
"Yellow as summer sunlight, soft as young thighs, smooth as a Baptist preacher's rant, falsley innocent as a magician's handkerchief, mayonaise will cloak a lettuce leaf, some shreds of cabbafe, a few hunks of cold potato in the simplest splendor, restyling their dull character, making them lively and attractive again, granting them capacity to delight the gullet if not the heart. Fried oysters, leftover roast, peanut butter: rare are the rations that fail to become instantly more scintillating from contact with this inanimate seductress, this goopy glorymonger, this alchemist in a jar. "
Tom Robbins, Villa Incognito
emmieemmiepie on March 5th, 2006 08:18 pm (UTC)
here's to mayo! i had some on a sandwich last night and it was gooooood.